"E.V.I.L.B.O.Y.S" aka "Evil Boys" is the song from the episode "Jerk De Soleil." It was sung by Candace (under the effects of her wild parsnip allergy) as she was trying to convince her mom that Phineas and Ferb were putting on a circus in the backyard.
Lyrics[]
Those boys are always up to something
And it's bringing me to tears
'Cause just before you get home it just magically disappears
Those boys are evil
But before you get home they somehow always clean up the mess
(Testify Candice, Testify!)
Those boys are evil
Let me spell it out for you mom
E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S
They built fifty foot tree-house robots
But still you didn't see 'em
Those boys are evil
Their crazy shenanigans cause me all kind of distress
Those boys are evil
Sing it with me
E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S
I know you think they're saints
But mom I'm here to tell
Those B-O-Y-S they're just E-V-I-L
Those boys are evil
They're makin' me feel like my head's in a hydrological press
And that don't feel too good
Those boys are evil
Everybody!
E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S
That's what I'm talkin' about
E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S
That's right those boys are
Evil little boys
Background Information[]
- Production order and broadcast order are sometimes very different. Many of the things that Candace describes the boys doing, audiences hadn't seen them do when this episode had originally aired. (Dan Povenmire Correspondence)